I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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