I hate all girls vehemently.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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