I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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