Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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