id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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