PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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