Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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