so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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