Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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