If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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