Already got asked if we're dating
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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