i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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