I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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