How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
whose ass print is on the piano?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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