Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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