I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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