It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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