That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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