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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So did the night end well for you?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.

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• (415): View more from California

  I have a present for you

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  Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven

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• (559): View more from California

  It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.

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