As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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