Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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