No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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