We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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