I need help removing her.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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