You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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