Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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