ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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