Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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