Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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