Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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