Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Terrible idea I love it
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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