is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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