she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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