And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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