For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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