The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
