My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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