Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He better not be in your backpack
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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