so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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