You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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