you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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