i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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