But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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