you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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