? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
