Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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