I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
