$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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