Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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