I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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