wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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